Moira Rose
"How mercurial is life...we all imagine being carried from the ashes by the goddess Artemis and here I get a balatron from Barnum & Bailey."
"Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk?" (It was a sonogram.)
"Fear not, she hath risen!"
"Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up!"
"Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now."
"There's nothing here but hot singles in my area."
Alexis: "What's your favorite season?"
Moira: "Awards."
"I know all about being left in the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I were supposed to perform our ventriloquist act for the Everybody Nose Benefit for Juvenile Rhinoplasty, when she suddenly drops out due to exhaustion? I had to be both puppet and puppeteer!"
"If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first."
"It's probably nothing, but I think I've killed a MAN!"
